The Legend of Busting Up People's Stuff (or, Why Link Is A Jerk)

A trio of Zelda-related videos for your enjoyment.



Really makes you wonder about Link's priorities. I mean, the dude picks the worst possible time to go fishing. Then again, what's up with villagers handing out pointless busy-work to Link when there are clearly more important things to be focusing on? They should know he's got the attention span of a ten-year-old on a sugar high.



Crazy red-eyed Link ineffectually smacking a chicken with his sword makes me bust a gut every time.



I don't know why this is a thing.

MegaDoomMan Deathmatch

While I would suggest muting the volume for the first fifteen seconds or so (that Bot-loading blip noise seems deliberately designed to drive one completely mad) and I'd love to see a non-Deathmatch version with some classic MegaMan enemies thrown in, I can't fault this modder's attention to detail - nor the admirable lunacy they must possess to undertake this in the first place. Cutman, the interloper responsible for this, claims on the mod's webpage that

"The plan is to eventually have all the levels and weapons from Megaman 1-6 (and maybe 9)."

That is the sort of thing I can get behind 100%.

[WIP: Megaman 8-bit Deathmatch, via Kotaku]

Back To The Future Crysis Mod.

Despite FPSs being my videogame drug of choice, I haven't yet played Crysis (sadly). One minute and forty-nine seconds after pressing play on this video, however, I am now consumed by the need to rectify that, if only so I can install this mod.

Click through for the larger version, as always.

(Delorean Time Machine mod for Crysis, via www.crymod.com)

Fast Food Fighters

This one's been floating around the internets for a couple of years, but I feel bad for not updating much this last week while my white blood cells combat a horrible invasion force from beyond, AKA influenza, so here you go.

Extra Value Combo Alpha, by ~Lysol-Jones

Why this has not yet been the subject of some kind of M.U.G.E.N. mod is a true injustice. Unless it has. I'm too sick to research it right now.

EDIT: It turns out that a) I'm NOT too sick to research it, and b) someone HAS ported this (in part, I guess?) to M.U.G.E.N., or at least has made Ronald McDonald and Colonel Sanders characters. So the balance of the universe has been restored... For now.