Showcase: Combustible Lemon Launcher

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(Aperture Science's Combustible Lemon Launcher: Contemporary Version, '80s Version, '60s Version)

Riffing off of a reference from Cave Johnson's vitriolic monologues in Portal 2, TheLoneRedSheep has mocked up a timeline, from the '60s to present day, for an Aperture Science Combustible Lemon Launcher. Because when life gives you lemons, the easiest way to burn down life's house with those lemons is with a lemon-launching device of some kind.

[TheLoneRedSheep's DeviantArt]

The Drunken Moogle: Cave Johnson's Flaming Lemonade

Cave Johnson’s Flaming Lemonade (Portal 2 Cocktail)

Ingredients:
10 oz. lemonade
2 oz. limoncello
1 splash Everclear (or other grain alcohol)
1 grain alcohol-soaked lemon wheel

Directions: Cut a lemon wheel and soak it in grain alcohol while you make the drink. Mix the lemonade and limoncello into a tall glass, then float a splash of grain alcohol on top of the drink. Place the lemon wheel on the rim of the glass and ignite the top. Admire your delicious weapon, then extinguish and drink.

“I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson

Outstanding.

[The Drunken Moogle]