Triptych: WAAAAAK

"The Iceberg Lounge" (t-shirt) by Andy Hunt

"Bataro" (t-shirt) by Scott Weston

"Penguin Time" by OfficeInk

Triptych: Arkham Anthems

"Bat's All, Folks!" (t-shirt) by Ian Leino

"Welcome To Arkham City" by s2lart

"Rogue's Gallery" by Kyle McCoy

Double Triptych: Waiting For Koopa

"Super Mario World Remake" by Quackeration

"The Bit Cave" (t-shirt) by Arinesart

"KOOPA" by Anthony Petrie

"Custom Super Mario Gun" by Kody Koala

"An Undisturbed Life" (t-shirt) by Nathan Davis

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"Metro Goldwyn Bros." by Julian Nuñez

Showcase: Andry Rajoelina's Multiplayer Modes

"Marvel's 6 Player Mode"

"It's Simple"

"Never Say Die!"

"TMNT"

[Andry Rajoelina on Deviantart]

Review: The Dark Knight Rises

"The Dark Knight Rises" by Ben Whitesell

So I went to see The Dark Knight Rises, finally. As an end to the trilogy, I thought it performed more than adequately; as a Batman movie, I found it slightly underwhelming and, more than anything, populated with some very odd (though not necessarily negative) creative and narrative choices.

Any discussion of The Dark Knight Rises has to look at how it fits in with the first two films in the trilogy. Batman Begins was a revelation when it came out in 2005: there had never been a superhero movie that dealt with its subject matter in such a direct, gritty and realistic manner. Nevertheless, it was still a comic book adaptation, and while Christopher Nolan brings heavy overtones of the crime, drama and thriller genres into the mix, it can't escape that. At the end of the day, the release and rounding up of criminals from Arkham, the sinister and yet somehow comical treatment of the Scarecrow and his fear toxin, and the fight between Batman and Ra's al-Ghul on the train as it hurtles towards Wayne Towers are all traditional superhero movie trademarks. Batman Begins may be more graphic novel than comic book pulp, but it is still very recognizably a Batman movie, for better or for worse.

If Batman Begins shows what could be done by approaching comic book source material from a mature and even-handed perspective, The Dark Knight proves that something truly great could emerge from the same. The Dark Knight is a crime thriller masterpiece that ranks alongside Heat, The Untouchables, and Once Upon A Time In America in terms of scope, character portraiture and directorial brilliance. Heath Ledger's Joker is one of the finest cinematic villains in history, and Aaron Eckhart manages a genuinely grotesque and sympathetic Harvey Dent\Two-Face. Bale's Batman is no longer simply the tried-and-true millionaire orphan turned vigilante; he's presented as a virtually unstoppable wunderkind, a one-man army, reliant on military tech and invasive cell-phone monitoring software to wage his war against crime. The film deals with so many themes that it's impossible to identify them all here: chaos vs. order, law vs. anarchy, vigilantism and perception and identity, to name a few. On a more surface level, The Dark Knight is just plain cool, filled with jaw-dropping effects and consistent levels of action, and is highly quotable to boot.

If anything, The Dark Knight Rises bookends the trilogy by really showcasing The Dark Knight. It has more in common with Batman Begins, in that it has a very comic-book feel to it, as opposed to The Dark Knight's hyper-realistic crime drama trappings. Selina Kyle and Bane somehow seem less epic than the Joker and Two-Face; this was always going to be Nolan's difficulty in a followup to The Dark Knight, and he acquits himself with a certain amount of grace, but the two characters simply don't carry the same weight in the film-world that Nolan has established in the series.

"Donkey Rises" by BazNet

Plus, as I said, there are some strange creative choices that were made here. Some pay off, some fall short, and some still have me trying to wrap my head around them. For example, the vast majority of the film takes place during daylight hours. This really threw me off. Batman is typically associated with darkness and the night, and seeing him trading punches with Bane during the day felt wrong, somehow. One might choose to look at this way: the first film took place during dusk, the second film almost entirely at night, and the third, at dawn. This is what I assume Nolan was intending, but no matter how you break it down, a guy running around in a bat-suit in broad daylight is a lot less impressive than it is in the middle of the night.

I think the most surprising thing of all is just how little of Batman there is in the movie. Bruce Wayne doesn't suit up until at least 40 minutes into The Dark Knight Rises' 164 minutes running time. His re-introduction, after four years of real-world time and eight years of Gotham-time, is well-executed, showcasing the Batmobile, Batpod and new vehicle The Bat in one extended, exciting chase sequence. Then he disappears for a while, shows up and punches a few more guys, tracks down Bane, fights him, and then... disappears until the end of the movie, practically. Without going into enough detail to spoil anything, it's not like his disappearances aren't justified, within context, but the end result is still a Batman movie with a very limited amount of Batman to show for itself.

If there is a central theme to The Dark Knight Rises, it's that of pain. Suffering is Bruce Wayne's primary role in this story. He is wracked with guilt and regret over the death of Rachel Dawes and Harvey Dent, and has sequestered himself from the world for the past eight years. He is a man consumed by pain. Bane, for his part, sees pain as a necessary part of growth, and he does not hesitate to inflict it on everyone around him, including Batman. It doesn't quite resound with the kind of impact Nolan seems to be going for, unfortunately; Bruce Wayne's tribulations in the latter half of the movie not only take him out of the heat of the action for a very long stretch, but also don't quite work on an emotional level. I watched him suffer, heal and rise victorious with a dispassionate eye; I never really felt invested in the process.

"Pixel The Dark Knight Rises" by Munty

I don't want to give the impression that I didn't love this movie. I loved it. Not as much as The Dark Knight, but a lot more than just about every other movie I've seen so far this year. Take Tom Hardy's Bane. If not for Heath Ledger's historic turn as The Joker in the previous film, I would have been blown away; as it is, the Bane of The Dark Knight Rises was a far cry from the venom-enhanced Mexican wrestler of the of the comics. If the Joker was a force of chaos, anarchy and manipulation, Bane comes across as a master strategist and terrorist, a man with genuine ideals who happens to be both an extremist and an iconoclast. His version of chaos differs from the Joker's; the Joker wanted to destroy for the sake of destruction, but Bane wants to raze civilization to the ground with the express intent of starting anew. He is a populist and a revolutionary. Hardy's decision to voice him like an old, white aristocrat was brilliant and clever. He has more conviction than anyone else in the entire trilogy besides, possibly, Michael Caine's Alfred and Joseph Gordon-Levitt's John Blake, and he has the intellectual resources to see a plan executed. On a somewhat tangential note, I find it interesting that Nolan has presented central villains in all three of his Batman films which are writ-large corruptions of traditional criminal tropes: the Scarecrow is a secret psychopath, taken to cartoonish extremes; the Joker is a perverted take on the mobster and crime boss archetype; Bane is a terrorist with the personality of a cult leader.

Looking at this escalation of antagonist types, Nolan's choices fall into place a bit more than if they're simply taken on their own. It's hard to imagine any other classic Batman bad guy taking Bane's place in The Dark Knight Rises, and while we're always going to wonder what Christopher Nolan might have done with the Riddler or Oswald Copperpot or Mr. Freeze, chances are that one of those villains would have felt like a step backwards (I personally would have loved to see some of the second-stringers of the Rogues Gallery showing up, namely Deadshot, Hush or Black Mask. Oh well, it's not like Warners is going to let this cash cow go, even if Nolan is no longer on board. So there's always hope.)

All in all, The Dark Knight Rises completed the trilogy in a satisfactory fashion, even if it didn't rise to the dizzying heights of its predecessor. I'm looking forward to watching it again - at home, with subtitles on, so I can catch some of the more muffled of Bane's lines.

Triptych: Daddy's Little Monster

"Adventure Awaits" by Dustin Nguyen

"Portable Time" (t-shirt) by Mekazoo

"Marceline The Vampire Queen" by Nic Cowan

Triptych: Rogues, One And All

"Bat Country" (t-shirt) by HareBrained

"Predators of the Bat" by Sponzar

"Free Arkham's Finest" by Ben Smith

Triptych: Batman HATES Jokes

"8-Bit Dark Knight Poster" by Eric Palmer¹

"I'm Batman" by Fabian Gonzalez²

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"Gotham High Concept Art" by Jeffrey Thomas and Celeste Green³

¹ We watched The Dark Knight on Sunday morning. It's been about two years since I last watched it and MAN, I am struck by how impressed I still am with Heath Ledger as The Joker. I know everyone was, and still is, blown away by his performance, but coming back to it and seeing it after two years really put it in perspective. Christian Bale's Batman, by contrast, has just gotten more laughable and growly.
² A Batman made up of batman insignia. That is all.
³ Gotham High was a very real proposed animated series which (perhaps thankfully) never got past the concept art stage. Nevertheless, I admire the creativity that went into this youngified approach to Batman's Rogues Gallery. From left to right: Clayface, Two-Face, The Penguin, Killer Croc, The Riddler, Batgirl, Batman, Scarecrow, Catwoman, The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Bane and Mr. Freeze. You can check out more concept art here. I think that - all things considered - given the consistently high quality of Batman cartoons, from Batman: The Animated Series to The Brave and The Bold, this might have actually been not-terrible. As it is, it's a curious and amusing artifact.

Triptych: Nerds On TV

"I Like Being Weird: The IT Crowd" (t-shirt) by Tom Trager

"Troy & Abed: The Dynamic Duo" (t-shirt) by Tom Trager

"Final Fantasy Theory 3" by Andrew Kolb

Triptych: The Peanut Gallery

"Batmaaaaaaaaaaaaaan" by Matt Marblo

"Batman" (poster) by Josip Kelava

"Arkham Psychiatric" (t-shirt) by BazNet

Triptych: Holy Haberdashery, Batman!

"Pixel Bat Family" by Ganando Enemigos

"Code Red At The Asylum" (t-shirt) by Glen Brogan

"Mr. Bat and Friends" by Seven Hundred

So I started playing Batman: Arkham City yesterday and good god, is it amazing. Arkham Asylum was easily my favourite game of 2009, and Arkham City is a return to form in every conceivable way - the introductory sequence, playing as an incarcerated, shackled Bruce Wayne fighting against The Penguin's goons, is such a clever way of opening a Batman game, and so well done, I'm actually tempted to go back and play through it again, just for the hell of it.

A lot of the time, when I start a game, I find that it takes a while for me to get into it. This was the case with Dead Rising, Left 4 Dead, Mass Effect 2... But not so with Arkham City, which fills me with that sense of anticipation that I used to get as a kid when I got a cool new Nintendo game and couldn't wait to get home from school to play more of it. Arkham City, like Arkham Asylum before it, is just so well-designed, I can't wait to sink my teeth into it and start tracking down Riddler's puzzles and unlocking extras and exploring the city. I was so convinced that Arkham City would be my new favourite game that I went out and bought a new wireless gamepad for my PC, something I've been meaning to get around to doing for ages. You know the whole "Skyrim Widow" phenomenon? My girlfriend is going to end up being an Arkham City Widow. Which has a much cooler ring to it, in my opinion, though she remains unconvinced.

Anyway. I think the enduring popularity of Batman has a lot to do with both his Rogues Gallery and the extended Bat-Family. While I'm a pretty dedicated comic book fan, my tastes tend to run more towards independent, non-superhero books most of the time. Batman is just about the only mainstream superhero comic I read with any regularity. Grant Morrison's recent run on "Batman & Robin" - in which former Robin Dick Grayson steps up as Batman, and Bruce Wayne's son Damien takes over as Robin - is one of the most amazing things done with Batman in recent years, not only because it's genuinely psychedelic, manic and bizarre, but because of how it treats both Batman's allies and his foes. Professor Pyg and his Circus of the Strange take the demented psychopathy of the Joker and Mad Hatter and crank it up to a truly disturbing notch, while left-for-dead former Robin Jason Todd makes an appearance as gun-toting vigilante Red Hood. I don't anticipate either of these villains popping up in Arkham City, since they're kind of more Dick-Grayson Batman villains than Bruce-Wayne Batman ones, but they definitely stand their own against the current crop (and are definitely more effective bad guys than, say, Maxie Zeus or Calendar Man).

So in honour of all this - both starting to play Arkham City, and my ongoing obsession with Batman in general - I give you a Batman-themed triptych.